Don’t like me? Cool, I don’t wake up every day to impress you.
The only reason I am fat is because a tiny body couldn’t store all this personality.
Was going to rob a bank today but the pen was chained to the desk.
Yes, I agree. Mums can find everything. Except for the ringing phone in their bags!
God is really creative, i mean..just look at me.
May I go to the toilet = I’m fucking bored.
Relationship Status: Looking for a WiFi connection.
Sometimes all you need is love. Lol, just kidding, you need money. :’).
Today morning when I was driving my Ferrari, the alarm woke me up.
I want some one to give me a Loan and then leave me Alone.
I feel lazier than the guy who drew the Japanese flag.
I have enough money to last me the rest of my life, unless I buy something.
When you’re good, you’re good, when you’re awesome you’re me.
I like crazy people, especially those who don’t see the risk.
Best conversations always happen late in the night. 🙂
The best thing about a picture is that it never changes even when the people in it do.
Someday somewhere somehow me & you will be together.
Love is not something you say and it happens. It is a feeling that is felt deep in the heart and I feel it for you
Every single thing that has ever happened in your life is preparing you for a moment that is yet to come.
They say “don’t drink and drive”. Well.. yesterday I was drinking a juice box while riding my tricycle. Yeah. I’m a badass.
That moment when a question on a test is so hard that even your inner voice is like “Fuck this shit lets work at McDonald’s”.
It’s funny how all trust goes away when you can’t find the remote. “Are you sitting on the remote?” No. “Stand up”.
The awesome moment, when, you upload a status just for one particular person, and that person co-incidently is the first one to LIKE that status..!! 🙂
The Awsome moment.. When u r telling A Joke but can’t finish it Because Your laughng too hard.. Then friend says: Dekh Pehly hans ley ya bol ley 😛